Unfortunately...

How about a little diversion?

I laughted out loud when I read Jenny Harris' blog Alsorts This is what she shared and I just had to try .

Here's how to play... just do a Google search of the phrase "unfortunately, _______" but put your first name in the blank (be sure to enclose it all in quotation marks). The resultant phrases are hilarious if you have a slightly twisted sense of humor and an appreciation for random absurdity.

Unfortunately, Mary has been making some public statements that have hurt her reputation

Unfortunately Mary’s headaches just began

Unfortunately Mary’s fell down before bedtime, but she sure did enjoy it while it lasted.


Unfortunately, Mary’s story doesn’t end there, as even the Reverend Mother could not protect her from cruel abuse at the hands of others

Unfortunately, Mary forgot to cook the pasta shells

Unfortunately, Mary wasn’t too bright so she went to meet her unknown, what she thought friend.